Forse bisognerebbe smetterla

... di ridere intendo. Però questo pezzo di Paolo Madeddu su macchianera mi ha fatto schiantare. Per leggerlo tutto andare qui.

Wake up, gente. Quit Obaming. You, no America.

Yes, I know: you template, pilates, prime-time, hit, competitor, wireless, format, slow food, reality, slim-fit, gossip, magazine, community, city manager.

But you NO America. You and me very orgoglioni in country where King Porco rules, cocksucker is minister, old Punchinello is president, Neanderthal Man is Ministro delle Riforme, wealthy bamboccione is chief of the opposition, and the peggio sleeve of shameless sons of puttana sits in Mediobanca. And most of all, you and me stay in country where Gigi D’Alessio is number one.

Yes, in Usa n.1 is P!nk, who is only n.20 in your country. In Italy, it’s Gigi D’Alessio at the top, because under every fierce face of camorrista there is a heart of fregnone - unlike north, where people is cold.

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