Be in shape to drive

Vi riporto alcune perle tratte dalla guida per prendere la patente quaggiù. Non sottovalutatela, e tenetela a portata di mano perchè può sempre risultare utile.

Innanzitutto, tenete a mente che: ”This manual should not be used as a basis for legal claims or actions”.
Alcune rivisitazioni delle più elemtari leggi di fisica:
The only contact your vehicle has with the road is through the tires.
A vehicle can travel much faster in a straight line than it can in a curve.
If you are going faster than traffic, you will have to keep passing others.
Vehicles moving in the same direction at the same speed cannot hit one another.
Alcuni saggi consigli di vita:
Split the difference between two hazards. When possible, take potential hazards one at a time.
A small gap can quickly become even smaller.
You must always share the road with others. Never assume another driver will share space with you or give you space.
Come interagire col regno animale:
Dogs are attracted by the spinning of your wheels and feet. If a dog starts to chase you,ignore it or, using a firm, loud voice, yell “NO!” If the dog does not stop, get off your bike and put it between you and the dog.
Alcol e simili, ma anche vita e simili:
If you are worried, depressed, or upset about something, try to keep your mind on your driving. Some find listening to the radio helps.
It is a little like a sunburn, by the time you feel it, it is already too late.
There is no way to sober up quickly. Time is the only thing that will sober you up.